Dubrovnik - the One True King

We’ve been resisting saying this. It feels too ultimate and extreme, but after three days it’s as clear as the Adriatic Sea: we’ve found the (new) best city in all of Europe. According to...us. Becca has said this about every city we’ve ever been to, yes, but this one is more real. Dubrovnik has usurped big hitters like Rome, Prague, Paris, and Vienna at the top of our Power Rankings, and deservingly so. 

reason 1 it's the best

Reason 10ish

Old City, new glory

Coming from Split, where the transportation is equivalent to a guessing game and a game of life or death every day, we were expecting some similar frustrations. But given that Dubrovnik is just as old of a Dalmatian Coast city, we assumed that about 1500 years was enough time to work out the kinks and form a more efficient system. We were sort of right. Similar to Split, Dubrovnik’s bus times are listed as the time it leaves the first stop. This means you get the rare opportunity to use high school trigonometry to attempt to triangulate when the bus would hypothetically arrive at your stop along the route. Luckily, Creighton Prep prepped me well, and I was almost right most of the time. But what I could not have been prepped for was the following: 1) a bus breaking down on the highway, leaving the driver cursing and jamming the shifter back and forth like a father that’s pissed at his stupid broken lawn mower, and us walking, and 2) Our bus stop location about 130 feet below our mountainside apartment in Nuncijiate, according to our Health App’s “floors climbed”. The views will be great, they told us. 

“Morning Bec…dear GOD why are my hips so sore???” was the first exchange of each morning. 

See the one at the top? Like...the top top? Ours.

It’s not often you get to hike a mountain within a city, walk white marble streets within thousand-year-old walls, walk on top of the walls themselves, and jump from cliffs into a sea, so we made sure to do all those in a day. For three days. Dubrovnik is incredible like that, and we absolutely laid siege to the tourist sights. Not literally. I shouldn’t use those words, as Dubrovnik has indeed been sieged several times in the past, including in 1991’s Homeland War by Yugoslovia, Serbia and Montenegro aggressions, as well as 2018 by tourist armies armed with selfie sticks that know no limitations and will sacrifice anything in their path for a decent picture. This, of course, is the one negative of Dubrovnik. It’s a main tourist hub and cruise stop, and can be overrun with rabid vacationers if your timing is poor. 

Thanks to our 3-day Dubrovnik Cards, our adaptable itinerary went something like:

Day 1: wander through Old City, walk the 2 km city walls, relentlessly people watch, Presa for cheap deliciousness for lunch, Ala Mezerija for cheap deliciousness with a view for dinner, climb to Fort Lovrijenac, hike up Gradac Park for sunset

Rector's Palace (Rector?! Just met her!)

Dubrovnik truly provides a taste of King's Landing

Wall of fame

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view from Ala Mezerija oh my 

Also viewed from Ala Mezerija...a local Croat in a speedo smoking while doing backstroke.

Croatian sunset pics are easy to edit. You just take the picture and then that's it

Day 2: Climb Mount Srd, cappuccinos back at Ala Mezerija because it’s that beautiful, wander through Old City, Maritime Museum, Marin Drzic Museum even though it’s still confusing what he actually was, get to a Buza Bar (bar built into the cliffs and city walls) to swim and cleanse the perpetual lather of sweat that is at this point starting to mount, Banje Beach next to the walls to swim again, Cave Bar More for sunset and just to go to a bar that’s in a cave, Barba for Octopus Burger dinner (don’t ask questions, it’s perfect.)

Buza Bar bathing

Day 3: wander through Old City, Natural History Museum, ferry to Lokrum Island (a.k.a. Qarth for Game of Thrones fans). Here, you can wander aimlessly yet happily about the island, stumble upon some caves and peacocks and sweat out pure olive oil and take refuge by diving in the most pure water we’ve seen since we left the shores of the Mighty Missouri. End with beers at Ohran in the bay (a.k.a. King’s Landing Harbor AND a.k.a. Blackwater Bay - filmed from different locations in bay FUN FACT) and pizza from one of a hundred pizza joints within the walls. 

I like living on the edge except when we almost walk off it when discovering caves on Lokrum  Island

But it did look like this below

clear as a bath tub, except you share it with others and boats and such

Day 3.5: wander around the city port near the bus station, start to investigate how to live here permanently. Lots of wandering and wondering.  

Throughout: gawk at the incredible architecture, try and close jaw after mountainside views and any views of the walls, enjoy the Game of Thrones filming sites, mimic all scenes necessary at Game of Thrones filming sites (answer to your next question: Yes it’s always necessary), take pictures quickly at big sites and skillfully dodge impending tourist stampedes as they are the biggest threat to your life in the city other than the impending war with White Walkers obviously (just 1 year ’til the final season!), ice hips nightly and pre-order daily Thai massages for return. 

Pretty sad I didn't get to be in this one guys..

..so I took my own

Is this the most legendary selfie stick of all time? Obviously yes

Bec completing the Shame Walk to the Red Keep

A veteran tip we picked up: use being a lost idiot to your advantage. For example - those Game of Thrones facts? Poached those for free by staring at my Google maps in a confused manner as I meandered around uncomfortably close and in sync behind a Game of Thrones tour. A separate time I pulled out my paper map the size of the Dead Sea Scrolls and snagged some facts from a private walking tour — did you know red coral is found at tremendous depths of the Adriatic which increases its value, and was worn as a status symbol hundreds of years ago because of the bright red? Aristocrats wore brighter colors, like red, peasants wore black or gray. This draws obvious parallels to the Huskers wearing red, and the Iowa Hawkeyes wearing black. Just a status thing, sorry guys. Go Big Red. 

All in all, Dubrovnik is one of the most beautiful, fascinating, variable, unique places on earth, and it has something for everyone. The Adriatic is pristine for the swimmers. The coastline is a jagged mountain range —perfect for hikers or extreme cliff divers that all appear to be clinically insane at a minimum. The city is encapsulated by walls - perfect for history lovers and some of the slightly more insane cliff divers. There are over a thousand islands off Croatia’s coast - perfect for Yacht owners and anyone else I probably wouldn’t like, as well as us middle-class folk just looking to relax. 

Although the classic “pictures don’t do it justice” cliche certainly applies here, I’m going to throw our photography skills at you anyways. See you soon, Barcelona.